Saturday, October 17, 2009

DEFCON-3

Brian is plotting. I can smell it. He has ears everywhere. He’s probably rounding up his weasel collaborators for a massed attack. He’ll try to enlist Tubbs the Tabby; nasty spitting, scratchy thing. I need to review my forces.

Decided to build defences and make some traps of my own. Dug a hole in the lawn just beyond the back door and pushed two plant pots to either side of it.

I’m on alert.

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